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like on Oldsmobile toast, and the sun rises on the county towards the south west to brink and break open a mans life because one thing less painful is not thinking about on a woman’s birthday, and the last time you can get yourself another beer from your sock: you’re already a loser. No one knows a hint of sarcasm in entertainment.
Billy two would you know was a birth of sheer ignorance and substantially inferior protocol of what one would like to call “LOVE”. Billy’s father, that from the time of his young child hood to adulthood would have only known his father, actually grandfather, to be exact” did only know him to the only name as he was publicly known in there community as Dadds. Its not something out of the ordinary for a commoner of the nation of great New Zealand, but out of the ordinary because it is not his actual name, though no one would know that because they all, the members of the drab UN- sarcastic community only pay attention to the fact that he drinks heavily and he suffers for delusions brought on by a steady deterioration due to psychosis. He has the best advice. The ideas that flow through his head are usually retain-able but he can not open the child proof items, like his ever needed prescription meds.
Billys story begins in his early twenties. His whole life or what of it you need to know about is that Billy doesn’t have a lot to say but he always looks like he is doing the right thing when intact he is doing nothing at all. A key story based around Billys teen life was getting the title of stealing the most cigarettes in New Zealand history, and he doesn’t even smoke.
Billy stays in his friends bands practice space. He sleeps on a mattress behind a drum kit, but the band , The Clean, doesn’t know he actually stays there besides they always notice his slight un announced presence. One week day at a show he was helping the band move equipment for he met the most amazing perfect girl for him. Ashly Dayo AKA the perfect girl. She introduced her self as a girl with no ambitions and no where to go to stay. So Billy hooked up and spent every hour of a whole week with her. Well on September first she split while he was asleep, the destruction of a fragile man commenced for a day until he found her ID that had fell down behind the mattress on which was his only independent home. I he saw that the her twenty second birthday was coming up in a few days and as a shot in winning her love decides to return it to her on the day of her birthday with a bundle of fifty balloons. This dose not go over well when he arrives at her house rings the door bell and a girl answers that he does not know or has any attraction to know. She introducers her self as Ashly Dayo and threw the destructive brick into a poor kids heart. It was a FAKE ID and he had no way of finding the girl of his dreams besides walking across New Zealand, highly impractical so he steels a motorcycle and travels the country.
On day in the midst of an early snowstorm in October he stops at a red light next to a catholic school in a small town he looks to his left and see a familiar face, but so much younger than he can put a name to it. He then finds out that it is the girl known to him only as Ashly Dayo, we do not actually reveal her real name. he approaches her and ask her to explain her self. She explains that she had to go back to school and she didn’t want to hurt him. Because eventually he would have to find out that he is actually thirteen years old. BILLY FREAKS! When a school teacher notices a disheveled man yelling at a school girl he approaches and asks him to leave. Billy goes berserk and kicks the crap out of the teach and gets himself arrested. In court all is revealed to the court and is put in prison for assault and stagetory activity. Which he is back on the streets in seven days because that is not a big deal in New Zealand in the late seventies because they are to preoccupied hating Australia. He goes back and apologizes to Ashly and takes her away to live a happy unholy life of loveType in the content of your page here.